"Have you heard of that cursed MP3 floating around the Internets lately?"
"Eh? I've heard of it. Message boards everywhere are abuzz with it, but I don't really think it's real..."
"Well, I think you might just change your opinion after what I found out last night..."
"I bet it's just rumors..."
"Somebody just died. A friend of an internet acquaintance."
"And let me guess. Heart attack?"
"Yes."
"Hahaha!"
"Eh? Why are you laughing? Someone just died. Of a heart attack. While listening to the cursed MP3!"
"Haha, but that's what all the rumors are saying. You aren't seriously believing that shit now are you?"
"Huh? But it's real! I mean, my friend wouldn't lie to me, and why lie about the death of another friend?"
"Suuuuuure"
"No no no, it's for real, I'm sure of it!"
"Hahaha, whatever man!"
"But there's evidence! This friend of mine uploaded a recording of their last conversation. They were playing some MMO, chatting via VoIP. About a few minutes in, his friend just suddenly made grunting noises, followed by the faint sound of someone falling over. My friend naturally joked about it but all he got were what seemed to be distressed breaths. It was creepy..."
"Hahaha, well, whatever, I still don't believe that shit. I mean, there's no way someone could get a heart attack from listening to a cursed MP3, and besides, wouldn't the police or at least the media find out about this? It's all bull shit man!"
"But..."
"Bull shit! And I'm having none of it, now come on, we have a class in five minutes."
